You believe that red lights and slow drivers make you late for work.
You have a fat file at AAA Road Service.
You can’t explain your scrapes and bruises.
Your cat is afraid to sit in your lap.
Your least favorite teacher gave you preferred seating…outside the classroom.
You forget to remember that you forget.
You often say you have plenty of time; you’ll do it later.
You often say you didn’t have enough time.
You give the wrong answer when a patrolman asks why you were speeding.
You are sick of the squirrel joke!

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